Hollywood's latest couple, and newest tabloid darlings, actress Jennifer
Aniston and musician John Mayer (Meyerston? Animayer? Johniston?) headed to New York's Waverly Inn for a
romantic dinner together last night.
Possibly trying to throw photographers off the case, the pair arrived at the restaurant separately
before dining together. After dinner they met some friends at Hudson bar in the
Meatpacking district for a few drinks with friends and then retired to Jennifer's hotel.
Despite their lovey-dovey displays last weekend in Miami, John is insisting his relationship with 39-year-old Jennifer is nothing but a summer fling.
With John's love 'em and leave 'em reputation, I wouldn't be surprised. The only thing he's ever committed to was that awful tattoo sleeve on his arm. Maybe he needed to do it to cover up the long list of ladies' names he already had there.
Yesterday Angelina Jolie confirmed that the twin baby news was true during a Natalie Morales interview with co-star Jack Black about their new animated film 'Kung Fu Panda.'
Or rather, an oblivious Jack Black confirmed the news, shortly before being sent to sit in the corner and think about what he's done.
Check out Jack's priceless 'oopsie' moment below...
Being her typical badass self, Angelina actually doesn't really seem to give two shits about Jack outing her pregnancy.
I guess when you've been a media sexpot since 16, battled heroine addiction, worn a vial of blood around your neck, and adopted half of the world's children, what people think or know about you feels kiiiinda unimportant.
For the record, Megan Fox doesn't hold a candle to Angelina!
Here's about forty pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears walking from her car to the post office, picking up her mail from the post office, and walking from the post office back to her car.
Highlight: if you look really closely, you can see her carrying some mail in the latter half of the pictures. Another exciting day in the south!
I have to say, this pregnancy thing was a great move on Jamie Lynn's part. Six months ago she was 100% forgettable. Now the Zoey 101 star is in the tabloids with a frequency that is starting to rival her big sis.
Unfortunately, Jamie Lynns's head's seems to be screwed on a little too straight for her to pull off the same trainwreck quality of screw-ups...but then again, she's still young.
Besides, Britney was supposedly a virgin until she was 21. Pregnant at age 16 ain't a bad start.
'Yeah, I'm doing women now. My parents were very excited. I said,
'Don't get too excited, OK? It's just a TV show'.'
That's Carson Kressley, the former Queer Eye for the Straight Guy host, talking about his plans to transfer his brilliant fashion tips from the gays to the girls.
But instead of just trying to show the typical, poorly dressed male how to leave the house not looking like a slob, Carson's task 'How to Look Good Naked' assignment is much more complicated.
'It's so different from doing a men's makeover show. Guys were
easy. They're like teaching puppies. … Women have so many more issues
attached to their body because they're bombarded by airbrushed images
from magazines every day. I want women to stop thinking about how big their stomach is and about the size of their pants.'
Umm, yah, good luck with that Carson. You gonna take on world peace while you're at it?
In the meantime, check out the queer eye getting stroked with love and attention at a party down under...in Sydney, that is...
In case you needed another reminder to go see Sex and the City in theaters later this month, here's some more incentive for you.
Jason Lewis!!!
Spotted looking preppy but Ken-doll-delicious outside of STK restaurant in West Hollywood.
Pretty convenient, being spotted publicly just two days after the movie premieres, isn't it?? And on the other side of the world, Sarah Jessica Parker gets her (thankfully hatless) self seen at another high class joint - Annabelle's restaurant in London. Pictures of the sex-y stars in their respective paparazzi nets after the jump.
Sean Penn is the president of the jury at the 2008 Cannes Film Festival.
Today he kicked off the festivities with a speech in which he used words like 'rejuvenation of cinema' and 'new waves of filmmakers' to describe the two weeks of red carpets, parties, and schmoozing that will take place. Oh yeah, and some watching of the films he was referring to.
Too bad Sean decided to stick with the whole married thing, because jury prez woulda been his perfect opportunity to put the moves on young unsuspecting jurors like Natalie Portman. Now before you go calling him too classy for that, don't forget his longstanding friendship with Tom Cruise...
Check out some of the other celebs who showed face at today's opening ceremony, including Don McKellar, Julianne Moore, Danny Glover and my favorite Mexican lover, Gael Garcia Bernal.
Penelope Cruz is kissing girls on-screen again. This time, instead of Charlize Theron or Mia Maestro, it's Scarlett Johansson.
Pervish film genius Woody Allen has the two Hollywood hotties starring as jealous lovers fighting alongside newbie Rebecca Hall over Javier Bardem's penis heart.
Apparently the fight gets so intense that Scar and Pen bring their battle to the sheets, offering the camera plenty menage a trois and tongue swapping action. Since when did sleeping with your husband's lover demonstrate loyalty??
Little more is known about the film than that, though I'm pretty sure that's the climax of the plot.
Check out the erotic, wordless trailer below, and scandalous screenshots after the jump.
Ever since Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey announced their
weird-ass engagement followed by a quickie wedding, 'Mr. Carey' has
been reborn into a life of A-list fame, paparazzi stalkership, and -
most notably - errand running.
Here he is at Rite Aid in
Beverly Hills, trying his hardest (notice the look of concentration on
his face) to understand the difference between 'Maximum Strength' and
'Extra Strength' laxatives while his bulimic constipated wife tries to break it down for him over the phone.
Luckily,
there are perks to the job of being Mariah Carey's sperm donor. Mariah
told Nick that if he did a good job at Rite Aid, she would let him go
to the Ferrari dealership afterwards where he could pick out a brand
new toy!
And last night the 22%12%
2% input that Nick has in the relationship was totally evident. He
rented out the entire Six Flags theme park to throw a superbly cheesy fun party for all their friends who were too busy/unwealthy/second-rate to attend their Bahamas wedding last week.
But
of course the park was decorated in Mariah's favorite colors - pink and
purple balloons everywhere. She couldn't let him go THAT crazy with
his ideas...
More pictures of Mariah's new personal assistant being a good boy for mommy after the jump.
Kristen Bell was hard at work on the set of her new romantic comedy 'When in Rome' on New York's Upper East Side yesterday.
For one of the scenes shot for the film yesterday, Kristen attempts to remain incognito in front of a huge mural featuring a woman who bears more than a passing resemblance to the 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' star.
Is that a spolier? If it is, I'm sorry in advance.
I wonder which potential suitor painted the mural? It couldn't have been Jon Heder, who plays a street magician, so that leaves Will Arnett, Josh Duhamel, Dax Shepard or....Danny DeVito?
Yep, Danny 'Twins' DeVito. Remember, this is a romantic comedy.
