'Yeah, I'm doing women now. My parents were very excited. I said,
'Don't get too excited, OK? It's just a TV show'.'
That's Carson Kressley, the former Queer Eye for the Straight Guy host, talking about his plans to transfer his brilliant fashion tips from the gays to the girls.
But instead of just trying to show the typical, poorly dressed male how to leave the house not looking like a slob, Carson's task 'How to Look Good Naked' assignment is much more complicated.
'It's so different from doing a men's makeover show. Guys were
easy. They're like teaching puppies. … Women have so many more issues
attached to their body because they're bombarded by airbrushed images
from magazines every day. I want women to stop thinking about how big their stomach is and about the size of their pants.'
Umm, yah, good luck with that Carson. You gonna take on world peace while you're at it?
In the meantime, check out the queer eye getting stroked with love and attention at a party down under...in Sydney, that is...
In case you needed another reminder to go see Sex and the City in theaters later this month, here's some more incentive for you.
Jason Lewis!!!
Spotted looking preppy but Ken-doll-delicious outside of STK restaurant in West Hollywood.
Pretty convenient, being spotted publicly just two days after the movie premieres, isn't it?? And on the other side of the world, Sarah Jessica Parker gets her (thankfully hatless) self seen at another high class joint - Annabelle's restaurant in London. Pictures of the sex-y stars in their respective paparazzi nets after the jump.
Sean Penn is the president of the jury at the 2008 Cannes Film Festival.
Today he kicked off the festivities with a speech in which he used words like 'rejuvenation of cinema' and 'new waves of filmmakers' to describe the two weeks of red carpets, parties, and schmoozing that will take place. Oh yeah, and some watching of the films he was referring to.
Too bad Sean decided to stick with the whole married thing, because jury prez woulda been his perfect opportunity to put the moves on young unsuspecting jurors like Natalie Portman. Now before you go calling him too classy for that, don't forget his longstanding friendship with Tom Cruise...
Check out some of the other celebs who showed face at today's opening ceremony, including Don McKellar, Julianne Moore, Danny Glover and my favorite Mexican lover, Gael Garcia Bernal.
Penelope Cruz is kissing girls on-screen again. This time, instead of Charlize Theron or Mia Maestro, it's Scarlett Johansson.
Pervish film genius Woody Allen has the two Hollywood hotties starring as jealous lovers fighting alongside newbie Rebecca Hall over Javier Bardem's penis heart.
Apparently the fight gets so intense that Scar and Pen bring their battle to the sheets, offering the camera plenty menage a trois and tongue swapping action. Since when did sleeping with your husband's lover demonstrate loyalty??
Little more is known about the film than that, though I'm pretty sure that's the climax of the plot.
Check out the erotic, wordless trailer below, and scandalous screenshots after the jump.
Ever since Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey announced their
weird-ass engagement followed by a quickie wedding, 'Mr. Carey' has
been reborn into a life of A-list fame, paparazzi stalkership, and -
most notably - errand running.
Here he is at Rite Aid in
Beverly Hills, trying his hardest (notice the look of concentration on
his face) to understand the difference between 'Maximum Strength' and
'Extra Strength' laxatives while his bulimic constipated wife tries to break it down for him over the phone.
Luckily,
there are perks to the job of being Mariah Carey's sperm donor. Mariah
told Nick that if he did a good job at Rite Aid, she would let him go
to the Ferrari dealership afterwards where he could pick out a brand
new toy!
And last night the 22%12%
2% input that Nick has in the relationship was totally evident. He
rented out the entire Six Flags theme park to throw a superbly cheesy fun party for all their friends who were too busy/unwealthy/second-rate to attend their Bahamas wedding last week.
But
of course the park was decorated in Mariah's favorite colors - pink and
purple balloons everywhere. She couldn't let him go THAT crazy with
his ideas...
More pictures of Mariah's new personal assistant being a good boy for mommy after the jump.
Kristen Bell was hard at work on the set of her new romantic comedy 'When in Rome' on New York's Upper East Side yesterday.
For one of the scenes shot for the film yesterday, Kristen attempts to remain incognito in front of a huge mural featuring a woman who bears more than a passing resemblance to the 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' star.
Is that a spolier? If it is, I'm sorry in advance.
I wonder which potential suitor painted the mural? It couldn't have been Jon Heder, who plays a street magician, so that leaves Will Arnett, Josh Duhamel, Dax Shepard or....Danny DeVito?
Yep, Danny 'Twins' DeVito. Remember, this is a romantic comedy.
Looking lovely with her blond locks dyed red (I think the last time we saw her as a redhead was in Batman Returns, right?) Uma Thurman continues work on the comedy 'Motherhood' in New York on Tuesday.
In the film, Uma plays a Mom attempting to throw a birthday party for her 6-year-old daughter and facing what I'm sure will be some crazy situations and wacky characters along the way (if they don't throw in some over-the-top gay party planner, I'll be completely surprised.)
Are kiddie birthday parties becoming more involved - like 'My Super Sweet Six' or something? I honestly don't know.
On a side note, Uma's diminutive co-star is adorable. She could give Violet Affleck a run for her money.
Rocker Jon Bon Jovi and his wife Dorothea enjoy dinner at NYC's Waverly Inn last night. Is Tuesday, 'celebrities eat for 50% off night' there or something? In addition to Jon, fellow musician John Mellencamp, Teri Hatcher, Mariska Hargitay and model Hana Soukupova were all spotted at the Big Apple hot spot.
Jon and his band are soon heading off to begin the international leg of their 'Lost Highway' tour, which kicks off on on May 22 in Gelsinkirchen, Germany. The whole shebang is being filmed for an upcoming documentary.
The Bon Jovi North American summer tour is pretty skimpy, with only 2 confirmed dates, the Sarnia Bayfest in Ontario on July 6 and the Palace of Auburn Hills in suburban Detroit on July 7. Jon recently announced that the ban is replacing its usual gig at Giants' Stadium with a concert in Central Park, but no further details are known as of yet.
Jon is becoming a real Big Apple guy, having moved from New Jersey to the bustling city last year. He says the experience has been 'good, really good. The learning curve is still there for all of us, but the comfort level is growing every day. The kids like their school and we like being in town and, y'know, it's pretty good.'
'Dancing with the Stars' alum and A.C. Slater himself, Mario Lopez, made the promotional rounds in New York yesterday to promote his new book, 'Mario Lopez's Knockout Fitness.'
The actor is taking a few weeks off of his latest gig, playing director Zach in the Broadway revival of 'A Chorus Line' to go on a book tour for the exercise tome, which touts 'Mario's Rule of Fitness,' 'if you're not having fun, you'll never stick with it.'
Mario is very proud of what he's been able to accomplish with his bod, so much so that he insisted on ditching his 'Chorus Line' character's traditional costume of a long-sleeved sweater and donning a tight, short-sleeved top to show off his biceps.
If that's not bad enough, the star insisted that one of the show's fellow actors cover his bulging biceps with a hoodie so Mario's muscles aren't upstaged.
