Thanks to Ashton Kutcher, I now doubt lots of the stories I hear about celebrities. Lindsay Lohan launching her own line of leggings sounded so ridiculous that I thought for sure we'd be seeing her on 'Pop Fiction.'
Nope.
LiLo and some models conducted an impromptu photo shoot on Friday for her new line, 6126 (I have no idea what those numbers mean - the last 4 digits of Samantha Ronson's social security number, perhaps?) on LA's Robertson Boluevard.
I...I have no words.
Well, at least Lindsay's got lots of time to promote these god-awful things (you can't really see in this picture, but the pair worn by the brunette has built-in knee pads. Insert joke here.) It was reported yesterday that she was booted from the film 'The Manson Girls' because no 'name' actors wanted to work with her. Ouch.
Amy Winehouse continued her perpetual state of wandering the streets half naked since being arrested for smoking crack (on video) this week.
The disaster was heading back from a recording studio outside London this morning when her car got stuck in traffic (yes, even celebrities have to wait in line sometimes, Amy) around the time that she was itching for a nicotine fix. And apparently a good romp in the woods.
Here she is running through the trees, in the dirt, near a freeway -
jutting bones and all - after going from car to car in search of
cigarettes.
How do you have that much money and that many assistants and then run out of cigarettes?
Oh, right, if you are too cracked out to remember to buy them!
More pictures of the the crackwreck and her enablers friends after the jump...
Nicole Richie had a baby, and now Paris Hilton wants one. Nicole stopped drinking and partying, then Paris got more responsible. Nicole got a Madden boyfriend; Paris got one too.
So it kinda figures that the two boyfriends and brothers would look like clones.
Here the two male accessories are, arriving in their respective black SUVs at a Hollywood studio to do some sort of Good Charlotte crap.
None of the women are in sight, but they are branded appropriately...Joel with baby Harlow in tow, and Benji sporting that 'PH' promise ring.
Joel is the one in red stripes. Benji is the heavier, more lecherous one. Other than that, they look pretty identical.
And their girl's like 'em that way!
More pictures of the twin brothers after the jump...
For a rich guy, Brody Jenner sure doesn't look the part in his dirty sneakers, baggy pants and scrubby gray sweatshirt thing...but I guess you could call that 'down to earth'?
The Hills player is spotted clubbing at L.A.'s young Hollywood hotspot 'Foxtail' because, well, that's what he does.
Much as I hate this fact, I have to admit: I have a crush on the overprivileged douchebag. He's a nice guy ... when you put aside his affinity for herpes, trashy women and pointless existence.
Pictures of Lauren Conrad's ex, Kim Kardashian's stepbrother, and one of Hollywood's cuter pieces of residue after the jump...
Nick Hogan is righteously screwed after being sentenced to eight months in prison today.
The 17-year-old Hogan Knows Best star faced the music for his August
drag-racing crash, which resulted in a reckless driving charge and the near-death of his close family friend, John Graziano, who is probably comatose for life.
The music includes five years probation, 500 hours of community service, no driving for three years, no alcohol for five years, and all the regular DUI drama that Nicole Richieknows all too well.
Nick had the decency not to plead innocent, or to dispute the conviction brought against him - but the Graziano family nonetheless feels rattlesnake-like venom toward him.
'We have never once heard Nick apologize for what he has done or take any ownership for his actions,' the victim's sister told the judge in court today, alluding to the vacation-abundant year Nick has had. This, in contrast with her family's everyday caretaking of a there-but-not-there family member. Who wouldn't be bitter about that?
Nick was quick to set his record straight though - turning to
look the Graziano family members directly in the eyes as he told the
judge that he knows 'for a fact' he has already apologized, but
that he 'will never be able to say sorry enough times.'
Nick actually did seem ridiculously sorry as he told the judge he 'loved John to death' and hadn’t driven since the night of the crash. Not that it will do him any good!
Boy is gonna be bitch-slapped rrrrreal soon. In fact, today - the judge ordered him to be locked up right after the trial....like right now!
More pictures of the young convict, including all three of his mugshots, after the jump...
As we mentioned earlier, Melanie Griffith and Sharon
Stone used each other to attract some shared attention at paparazzi central, a/k/a the Ivy, in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Well here's some video action of the two middle-aged mamas smoking cancer sticks and pretending to have interesting conversation:
A new set of pictures of the new BFFs spending loads of money on lunch and clothes after the jump...
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden did their best impersonation of responsible parents (i.e. looking miserable and bored) this morning as they walked baby Harlow around the hood and got their caffeine fix.
'Harlow.' Yikes. Poor girl. Not as bad as being named after a fruit though!
The 'responsible' act is something these two have been hardcore (in relative terms) about recently - going so far as to start their own charity organization and donate the stuff they don't want to local L.A. foundations.
And it's a damn good thing they are 'giving back' because them two done put a dent in our nation's economy.
Nicole told Extra this week that her 'five to ten closest friends'
have stopped smoking and partying as much since she started being a
mom. 'My friends don't even curse,
they are definitely more demure. It's actually been really
interesting,' she said.
Ordinarily, five to ten people cutting back on visits to the bars and packs of
cigarettes is no biggie. But last I checked, there's nothing ordinary
about Nicole's and Paris Hilton's clan - or the amount of dollars generated by their limousine rentals, bottle service, party 'favors,' helping paparazzi get paid, etcetera.
That Harlow better be one cute little girl!
Catch a glimpse of the young culprit after the jump...
How could you start your weekend without a visit from everyone's favorite 'international model,' the one and only Phoebe Price?
Making her daily pilgrimage to Beverly Hills in search of attention, Phoebe was more than happy to pose with the latest tabloid she's appeared in. Sadly, it's this week's National Enquirer, with her backside prominently displayed on the cover for their 'Oh, my God, look at the cellulite on these famous people' spread.
I can only imaging she's happy to be on the same cover as Mischa Barton, Janice Dickinson and Ellen DeGeneres. She has arrived!
Oh, one more thing. For God's sake, lose the hat, Phoebes!
